ci: reorder alpine/x86_64_build rules to fix the nightly pipelines (and some docs/ci cleanups)
only the last commit actually fixes #11400 (closed), but the rest were done while I was figuring it out and are useful to merge anyway
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only the last commit actually fixes #11400 (closed), but the rest were done while I was figuring it out and are useful to merge anyway